The Mating Habits of the Tube Sock

The mating habits of the Tube Sock
By Stew Magoo


Tube Sock Origins
One foggy morning in Maine at the turn of the 20th century, an artisan with cold feet and ankles discovered something that would rock the world of sockwear forever; The Tube Sock.

The Tube Sock or Soccus pes Occulto is indigenous to the North America continent. Tube Socks live an average of three years. The biggest predator to the Tube Sock is the Washing Machine. The Washing Machine, while benign to humans, can consume it's weight in Tube Socks in a month. It's frequently found lounging in a smallish den near the male of the species, The Dryer. The dryer also consumes the Tube Sock but not in the gastric extremes seen by The Washing Machine.

Mating Habits
The mating habits of the Tube Sock bear witness to the miracle of life. When two Tube Socks meet, and the timing is right, sparks can fly. The female Tube Sock will sometimes keep the male Tube Sock in the dark as to her intentions due to shyness or just being plain annoyingly female. This can cause a tremendous amount of male Tube Sock frustration and The male Tube Sock will often see the female Tube Sock for the first time only RIGHT BEFORE being eaten by a passing Washing Machine. While tragic, this happens.

Sock Sex
The actual sex act between the male and female of the Tube Sock species is a sight to behold. The male will hold the female closely and softly kiss the neck, paying special attention to the area right below the ears. This area is known to be highly sensetive and will often produce a tingly sensation in the female which leads to a blush and stiffening of the sock nipples. The male of the species is highly aroused by sock nipple stiffening and responds with a stiffening of its own. Younger males will rush into sock intercourse but the older males realize that making sweet sock love can be a lenghty process only completed after several sock orgasms are experienced by the female Tube Sock.

Paying special attention to the toes, the male will work it's way up and down the body of the female and will massage and pay special attention to the sock erogenous zones. The inside of the sock thighs are an especially desirable area for the male Tube Sock.

The female will signify her willingness to engage in sock intercourse by breathing heavily, blushing, showing the fullness of her lips and often by licking her lips and generally being a sock ho. Then she shows her hole to the male Tube Sock and it's on. Brown chicken, brown cow.

Tube Socks and marriage
Tube Socks are generally monogamous (if they know what's good for them according to female Tube Socks) but are often attracted by other Tube Socks. Some Tube Socks will stray from species sex and pursue Dress Socks and even Pantyhose but this is rare. When a male Tube Sock is ready to make a commitment, er be committed, he'll often produce a rock and stick it on the sock finger. This is generally a bad idea and will lead to sock weight gain, irritablity, upset sock bowels, a propensity for sock shopping, whining, nagging, general discontent and sock malaise. Often after several months or years baby Tube Socks, or diminutive socks in general will appear and cause even greater stress, whining and gnashing of sock teeth.

In closing, the Tube Sock is a fascinating creature and deserves it's place in the great clothing food chain.

The scantily clad young lady above is a porn star. She just happens to also be a model of socks for somebody. You can see more of her here. Perv!

Cross posted at Get Stewed